I'm having a stripper (or is it ex-stripper) clean the house tomorrow in time for Chinese New Year.  Haven't seen her in a couple years, definitely not since the pandemic.  She's a great cleaner.  But, since she's a stripper, I've always had the urge to get naked around her.  I think I've managed to do that half the times she's cleaned my house.  But since it's been so long, well, I think I'll do my best to whip it out in front of her.

Has she done anything with my dick?  No.  But you've got to be persistent, right?