Monday morning, while I was sitting up on the side of the bed, I sneezed, and apparently I sneezed so, uh, robustly that the snot reached my mirror, which was about a yard away.  And it wasn't just one drop of snot, big as it is; I sprayed it over a good area on the mirror.  And I think that's cool, and a sign of my virility.  I still got it, even though I have never sprayed snot a yard away onto my mirror before!

Wish I could do that when I cum.