I've probably blog posted about this before, but I'll say it again here: When a woman shows off her ass when she's wearing a bikini at the beach, that's nudity.  That ass shouldn't be hanging out unless you're at a nude beach.  So if you're wearing a thong or a wicked weasel or whatever you call it and I can see your ass ... well, that means I can get naked and whip my hard dick out.  Maybe tap it on that nice ass of yours like I'm drumming.

Oh, and if heaven forbid it's someone underage???  God, teenage girls don't wear thongs, do they?  Man, if I see one, I'll have to leave the beach, immediately.  I can't be put on a fuckin' list.