Still happy my folks are home.  But I just remembered that one of the big drawbacks to them being home is that I have to be very, very careful and very, very quiet when I decide to masturbate, like I just did now.  I want to think they're asleep by now.  But I get my weird sleep times from my parents, so for all I know, they're both tossing and turning in bed, and all of a sudden they'll hear this fapping from upstairs, and I'm busted.

There are other, less weird things I'm worried I'll get busted over.  I might blog post about those soon.