Tuesday, June 10, 2025

Tryna Line Up All My Hoes

So I have a long weekend coming up.  I initially thought I would stay with my stripper girlfriend, ********a, out there so we could get down and dirty, but her septic tank is now broken, so she can't use any water there.  Yikes.

I then thought I would drop by the new place of another of my stripper girlfriends, *****y, who moved closer to the Minnesota-Wisconsin border.  I thought about making a daytrip out of it: I need to go across the border into Wisconsin to cash in a winning lottery ticket Father bought there (when was he out there?), and since that part of the state is beautiful, I figure I could incorporate a trip out there as part of the weekend.

But then ****e says she's back, and I wouldn't have to use my car to drive all the way down there to see her.  And on top of that, last/Monday night, ***e* invited me to see her out in Wisconsin.  She has kids so hanky-panky might be tough, but she has sexted me off and on, and she revs me up in ways no other stripper girlfriend has.

So I now have a bevy of options with which to spend this long weekend ... if I so desire.  It's not as if I can see all three of them over the weekend -- although it technically is possible -- because I won't have the, uh, "life essence" with which to reload adequately.  I want to shoot (tee-hee) for two, but even that might be too much for me to "perform" on a Friday and then again on a Sunday.  Moreover, if I have a rental car for the weekend, I want to drive it like I don't have a dime in it; do I spend that time going to the two stripper girlfriends farthest away from me?  Am I being paranoid that my car won't be able to make it to the border or down south?

And speaking of my car, I am thinking about moving up the date of my car service.  I have a huge trip I need to go to as part of my alumni duties, and I want to make sure my car is in tip-top shape to do that.  However, am I again being paranoid?  These has nothing to do with lining up my hoes, but I this is also on my mind now that I know about this event I need to go to.

My mind is all over the place right now.

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