While waiting for ****e and *****y (who told me about the party) to double-team me, I sat in the cramped kitchen which was hosting this shindig with three-to-four other guys who have either gotten serviced or were waiting to be serviced by at least one of those two women. There's always food at these stripper parties. And even though food is the furthest thing I need when I go to these parties, there's nothing else to do there except eat. Someone, probably one of the dancers, bought take-home chicken and fries, presumably from Cub Foods. I ate it. And even though it had been laying around of at least 90 minutes, it tasted good.
I planned to have Kentucky Fried Chicken for dinner last/Monday night. Well, let me go back a bit ... before I even knew there was a party going on, I was planning on going to the Ty Segall concert at First Ave. But I checked his recent playlist. He doesn't seem to deviate from concert to concert, and the one song for which I would have gone to see him play (his awesome, stomping cover of Hot Chocolate's "Every 1's A Winner") he has not played at all in his tour, at least not yet. I'm not a big-enough fan of Mr. Segall that I would go see him play songs I don't know, so I decided not to go. Maybe I should've researched his tour set earlier so I could have made this decision earlier.
Anyway, because I decided not to go to the concert, I quickly pivoted to eating KFC after the party. I recently signed up for the fast food restaurant's application, and because I'm a first-time signee, I got this deal where, for the first seven days I signed in, I could get my first order through their app for half off. I had planned this after looking over the menu, so I knew that I was going to order a four-piece chicken meal, which came with a side (I settled on fries), a biscuit, and a Pepsi. That would originally go for about $14.50 (!), so seeing as I was going to get it for half-off, I figure this would be the only time I would ever get it.
When my parents were here (ish), they would make me get KFC on Tuesdays. They still have a deal where a bucket of eight pieces of chicken sells for ten bucks. Those were always hot. These weren't. Still, I thought it would taste good, so I sat down and at them and ... they weren't. I don't know why. I don't think it's quality control, at least beyond the warmth. But it wasn't as good as the leftover chicken I ate at the party. That can't be right. The only thing I can think of is that, besides having popcorn and a Cpari-Sun-like juicebox at work, given to us by the company, I was really hungry, and that leftover chicken hit the spot. I ate all my KFC with little difficulty, but when I started, admittedly, I wasn't hungry.
Maybe I should've saved that Kentucky Fried Chicken order for another day. Or maybe this KFC store had a bad run of chicken and if I had gone somewhere else that night I would've gotten better chicken. Who knows?
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