The Bottomless Fungal Spray

This afternoon I used fungal spray on my itchy feet before I left for the MNUFC Match and, later, dinkin' around on my computer at Caffetto.  I have had this spray bottle, which I bought from Target, and I'm not joking, close to a decade ago.  I don't use it daily or anything, but when my feet itch, I use it, and I have used it enough over the years that it should be empty by now.  But it's not.  And it doesn't feel as though I'm anywhere close to using it up.

The bottle is freakin' bottomless, is what I'm sayin'.