With respect to the others, I am singling out six of the ten. April '25 is that strong. And I have two of my principles clashing with each other, meaning that I have a choice to make. But I will work my way up to that decision.
In sixth place is Brianna, of Clearwater, Fla. She has long blonde hair with dark roots, and she is wearing a light blue two-piece. The bikini bottom is tied together, and there apparently is a lot of string because the tied loops are frickin' huge. She looks like she's posed between two narrow tree trunks that are suspiciously close together, she is turned to her side, and her right hand is touching the tree trunk to the right. The more I look at the details of the photograph, the more I hate it. But she is cute, and she's got a beaming smile that makes up for it.
In fifth place is Iliana, hailing from North Tampa, Fla. Very long (it goes down to belly button level), dark brown and wavy hair, she's sporting a very light pink two-piece bikini. I notice that she's not smiling so much as she's pouting. I also notice that she's acting as if she's clutching the bottom of her bikini bottom, but I don't think she's grabbed any fabric. It almost looks as if she's balling up her fists, which is weird to see in a Hooters calendar photo. But she is posing direct to the camera, and she is showing off her obviously fake titties. I like it.
In fourth place is The Main Girl, Giselle, out of Mesa, Ariz. Long blonde hair with dark roots, a two-piece that's white and bordered in light purple. She is posed on her side, and she's balancing her head on her left hand, with her left elbow on a Hooters beach towel. She has her right hand laying in front of her, and that shows the problem with a model posed on her side -- a lot of her body can get obscured because it is being twisted up to make her look good horizontally. But she is gorgeous, particularly because she has pale, porcelain skin. Maybe it's how I feel right now, but I love that.
In third place is Taylor, of Westminster, Colo. She's sporting a red two-piece bikini, but the most striking thing about her is that she's a redhead. I get totally hard for redheads, and she has the pale and porcelain skin to match. That makes her, like, a hardcore redhead.
So now I come to my clashing principles. In second place is Kaylee, hailing from the Kansas City Speedway. Brunette hair that reaches to the bottom of her breasts, she's wearing a very light blue two-piece. She's posed in profile ... but that means we get to check out her bikini bottom, and she's showing some ass, like, a good half of her juicy ass. Her smile is just the cherry on top.
Now I've said before that if there is a server in a month showing ass, she automatically gets the top spot. Unfortunately, I decided to break this principle because Allie, out of Lone Tree, Colo. is in this month. She's got dark blonde hair, she has piercing blue eyes, and she is sporting a red two-piece bikini, even though her top looks more like a sports bra than anything. I may have never said this principle out loud, but I have vacationed in Denver, gone out to eat at the Lone Tree Hooters, and had a previous calendar signed by Allie of Lone Tree. And I automatically put up top anyone who has signed my calendar, this year or previous ones. (This will mean that any Hooters woman from The Mall Of America will get the top spot -- and, foreshadowing here, that will happen sooner than you think.) Yes, declaring this is a way of acknowledging a "relationship" to that server. Do I really think Allie from Lone Tree remembers me? Hell no. But I remember her, and that's all that matters. Oh, and she's fucking hot, too.
So congratulations to Allie, who has been in Hooters calendars for years now and is still getting it done. Congrats also go out to the other five. As soon as I can, I will masturbate to all of you!!!
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