Hottest Babe In The Hooters Calendar: May 2025

Of the dozen women in this month, I think I will point out five of them.  That's not to say that this is a down month, or that I had difficulty finding Hooters girls to single out.  I will say that I had this up on my wall for much of the month of May after my parents left, and I think I would have strained myself to get to five if I didn't appreciate the beauty of a few of these women osmotically day after day as I left my bedroom.

In ascending order:

In fifth place is Taylor, out of San Marcos, Calif.  Straight black hair that lands around the breasts, she is wearing a two-piece red bikini.  The best thing about her is that she is standing directly facing the camera, so we get to see her hot, toned body in all her taught glory.

In fourth place is Yusra, hailing from Aurora, Ill.  Wavy, dark hair that descends to her hips, she too is sporting a red two-piece.  Her hair is impressive, but even more lovely is her wide and toothy smile.  You don't see too many Hooters waitresses break out in a broad smile in these photos.

In third place is Yasmin, from, of all place, Newcastle in England.  The Brit has brunette hair that falls just above her hips, and she has on a dark blue two-piece bikini.  She is posed in a doorway but at an angle.  Still, her body is in full view, including her obviously augmented tits, which, hey, I like.  She also looks a little like Elizabeth Hurley, and that is not a bad person to look similar to.

In second place is Callie, of Greensboro, N. C.  Straight-ish blonde hair that ends around her breasts, she is wearing a periwinkle two-piece.  She too is facing straight at the camera, so we get to gaze at her beautiful body.  But the most striking thing about her is the aura she gives off.  It's a combination of innocence and, dare I say it, plainness.  Some Hooters women radiate sex.  She gives off cute vibes, but that makes her very approachable-seeming.  Moreover, I'm looking at her facial expression, which makes me think she is about to say something like, "Excuse me, do you know if you can rent paddleboards anywhere close by?"  And then you see her standing right in front of you like that and you are blown the fuck away.

Finally, in first place, is Skyler, from ... The Mall Of America.  Yep, that alone is the reason I place her above all else.  But she's a looker in her own right -- wavy, dark brown hair that is spilling down the left side of her head down to halfway between her boobs and her stomach, a light blue two-piece bikini that has a shininess that makes me think it's made out of vinyl, and a pout that could send a thousand ships.  I have never seen her work at Hooters MOA, but I think I've seen her sign calendars back in late 2023, and she's a tiny and cute one.

(Aside: None of the five I place are from Florida.  In fact, there are only two waitresses here who are from Florida.  You'd think that with Hooters predominating in Florida, there would be at least a couple more on the month.  But it seems instead that there are geographical over- and under-representations from month to month.  And Hooters seems to be giving May '25 to the, uh, overlooked areas of the Hooters empire.  Not good or bad, but it's something I've noticed.)

So congratulations to Skyler, and to the other servers who place for the month.  I will get around to touching myself to all of you when I can.