Hottest Babe In The Hooters Calendar: July 2025

I have to be honest with you: This may be the most disappointing month I have ever seen in a Hooters calendar.  Of the ten women whose pictures are here, I can only single out two of them for distinction, and both of them have drawbacks that, in a month with better photos, would push them down the pecking order.  And frankly, I could have had this calendar up for the whole 31 days of July and still come to this unfortunate conclusion.  There just aren't enough sparks there.

With that being said:

In second place, and I just decided to change my mind on her, is Caitlin, from North Tampa, Fla.  Long, straight-ish brown hair, she's wearing a white one-piece bikini whose front comprises of pieces of fabric tied together with string.  She is touching the ends of the string like she is tightening up the front of the bikini, which is kind of a strange look because I would prefer her to be loosening up the bikini.  But, she has piercing eyes and has a fit figure to kill for.

And in first place is Aria, of Sarasota, Fla.  Straight blonde hair, she is wearing a blue two-piece with what looks to be flowers.  I see "looks to be" because she is photographed lying down on sand with her elbows and knees kind of propping her up.  We don't get to see her full body, which is a demerit.  However, I can see her backside.  Not all of it, which is another demerit, but I can see that her bikini bottom is almost a thong.  If she were directly facing away from the camera, we would see about 95% of her nice ass.  The way she is posed, we can still see a lot of it.  And that's enough for her to grab the top spot.

So congratulations to Aria and to Caitlin.  Underwhelming as though July '25 may be, I will take time to touch myself to both of them as soon as I have the time.