Meanwhile, one of my stripper girlfriends, *****y, moved back to her hometown of Stillwater. She has invited me to her place for some sexy time, but it was difficult to find a time this summer to do it.
However, today/Saturday is perfect, at least according to *****y. I will go out there some time in the afternoon for my HJ, and as long as I am out there, I might as well drive across the border and into Wisconsin to cash that ticket. I'll get some Powerball tickets for Father while I'm out there. And who knows, I might as well go into a liquor store and buy some Spotted Cow.
My plans initially were to get my eyes checked at the local mall, go see *****y, head across the border, come back to have lunch around Stillwater, then come back to cash in on some free Chick-Fil-A nuggets and maybe get a couple juices at the grocery store. But the local mall closed appointments earlier this week, then *****y shifted our session back a couple hours, and then (and I'm not completely proud of this) I looked at the Google reviews of the liquor store I thought I would go get beers and lottery tickets at and the couple that were written were pretty down on the place. One of them said that the cashier would steal your lottery money.
So I just searched for a better place to get liquor, and it's down in Hudson, several miles south of Stillwater. So now the plan is to immediately jump the border, get some liquor, drive to a gas station (apparently Circle Ks are big in Wisconsin, at least in western Wisconsin) to cash in and then buy tickets, then eat Mexican, then get my freak on and then do my shopping closer to home. All the while I'll be putting some serious miles and wear on my car, but I'm not worried since I got it serviced a couple weeks ago. If it somehow breaks down so soon after maintenance, it's not worth keeping.
Wish me luck that all of this is not hectic, but fun.
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