The Hottest Babe In The Hooters Calendar: August 2025

Well, this is what I get when I have to stash calendars out of sight -- I feel ill-equipped to make judgements from women's photographs, especially if I probably only have seen them two, maybe three times.  But this is as good a time as any to make this list, so I am going to take the plunge.

Out of the dozen Hooters servers pictured for August '25, I will point out five of them.  Overall, I would say it's a bit below average, but I might sing a different tune if I had more time to look at the month.

In fifth place is Charlotte's Hope.  Long black hair, sporting a yellow two-piece.  She's standing against the side of a house, we only see her side, and she's holding the straps of her bikini top in a distracting way.  But posing in profile emphasizes her big breasts.  Also, bikini tops are hanging on hooks right next to her on the side of the house, making one think that she might change bikinis right in front of you -- right?!

In fourth place is Cloe, of Fort Lauderdale, Fla.  Long, wavy brown hair that stretches below her boobs, she looks to be wearing a black two-piece bikini bordered in pink.  She is tugging that string between the fabric that covers the titties -- an easy but nice touch.

In third place is the Main Girl, Skylar, hailing from Fort Myers, Fla.  Lightish brown hair that falls to her tits, she's wearing a pink one-piece with that one strap that goes over her left shoulder.  She has her wrists resting against a round standing table.  She shows no emotion, but she has some piercing hazel eyes that you get lost in.

In second place is Gianna, out of North Tampa, Fla.  Straight, jet black hair that reaches down to the small of her back, she's sporting a gold two-piece bikini.  She appears to be sitting and/or straddling something to the side of the pool.  That means she is in side profile, which isn't always great, but she shows us a little bit of her bare backside, so she barely qualifies for that "If she shows ass, she goes straight to the top" principle I have.

Finally, in first place is Kayla, from Tucson.  She is also posing in side profile, but you can see just a little more of her ass anyway.  Add to it that her left thumb is tugging on the string between her boob coverings (she's wearing a pink two-piece).  What gets her over the top is how distinctively gorgeous she is: Unlike many of the other Hooters waitresses who pose, she has short (blonde) hair and she has small, perky titties.  Not who you would normally see in a Hooters calendar ... which makes her stand out even more.

So congratulations to Kayla and the other four who pose with distinction.  I will make sure to touch myself to all five of you before the house gets even more crowded.