Hottest Babe In The Hooters Calendar: October 2024

Gosh ... kind of underwhelming.  I know that if I had this calendar hung up on my bedroom wall all month, I would get more positive vibes from it.  But I've just looked at this month for only the second time, so my opinion might be dampened from that, but ... I can single out half of the baker's dozen waitresses featured here, but I can't say that the six blow me away.

In sixth place is Emily, from Kirby, Tex.  Long and straight black hair that would cover her breasts, pure black two-piece bikini.  I like that she's posing straight at the camera.  I also like her grin.  Finally, she has a thin and reedy body, so she's got an easygoing, maybe even hippie-ish vibe to her, which I find approachable.

In fifth place is Winnipeg's Korlysse.  Long, cascading dark blonde hair that ends under her breasts, light blue two-piece.  She's posed to the side a bit and her mouth is a bit big for my taste.  But I cannot quit her huge bazoombas.

In fourth place is Phoenix's Jess.  Straight black hair that's long enough to reach the bottom of her breasts, and she's wearing an orange two-piece bikini bordered in periwinkle.  Her tits are nice, too, and I see that in the shadows of her pose, she's got a tattoo underneath her left breast.  I have to admit that my attention is drawn to her background; I can believe it to be an arid Arizona desert.  Cool.

In third place are twins, Holly and Amber, hailing from Kissimmee, Fla.  Both have long reddish-brown hair that hang below their breasts, and they are wearing red-zebra-striped two-pieces.  They look great.  I just like the fact that they're, you know, identical twins that work at a Hooters.

In second place is Aria, out of Sarasota, Fla.  Long, blonde hair down below the bottom of her boobs, sporting a black two-piece bikini with white dots.  I don't like her pose, to be honest -- she's cheating mostly to her side, plus she's resting her right elbow and left hand against a wall, and that obscures her stomach even more.  But I gotta tell you, she has a heavenly, beautiful face.

Finally, in first place is Kimi, of Costa Mesa, Calif.  Cascading, sandy brown hair (reaches three-quarters down her titties), wearing a sky blue two-piece.  She is basically posing straight ahead, and those titties are pretty big.  OK, that's a description I can make for many other babes I've analyzed here.  But, well, she's the best of a pedestrian lot.

Nevertheless, a hearty congratulations to Kimi and the rest.  I'll find time to jerk off to you all soon.