Monday, April 21, 2025

The Hottest Babe In The Hooters Calendar: March 2025

I was able to have this month up on my wall for the first part of March, but ever since it's been hidden in my drawer, so I have had to remind myself of this month right now.  So maybe I can chalk about being a bit harsh to that, but giving the month one more once-over, I can only single out four of the baker's dozen for March 2025.  In ascending order:

In fourth place is The Main Girl, Charlotte's Judea.  Dark brown braided hair that falls to her hips, and she's wearing a brown two-piece dotted with white spots.  I like that she's posing right straight at the camera, and I like that her hands are playing with the bikini straps -- her left under her bikini bottoms, her right tugging the string between the two pieces of fabric covering up her titties.  Always a nice touch.

In third place is Victoria, hailing from Hampton, Va.  Dark hair, dark green two-piece bikini (the color of course befitting the month, even though I see only three of the 13 waitresses here wearing green).  Her porcelain skin really sticks out.  So does her plump ruby red lips.  Those are qualities you associate with a lass of Irish heritage.  I don't know if she is Irish, but it would be sexy if she is, and she's sexy even if she is not.

In second place is Atlanta's Cass.  A cascade of blonde hair with darkish roots flow down to sternum height, and she's sporting a black two-piece.  Her torso is rotated to the left, but you get to see much of her strong body straight at you.  But it's the devastating Mona Lisa smile that's giving her powerful femme fatale vibes.  Very, very nice.

Finally, in first place is Alyse.  She automatically gets the top spot because she works at the Mall Of America.  Moreover, she's the one who sold me this calendar.  I've never seen her as a server, by the way, only twice at Hooters, both times signing as a calendar girl.  She is a cute thing, however.  For the record, she has straight, dark blonde hair, she's wearing a dark pink two-piece number with purple here and there, and she's resting her left wrist above her head.

So congratulations (and thank you) to Alyse, and to all the great waitresses of March 2025.  I promise to touch myself to you four as soon as I have the time.

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