No, I Will Not Shovel The Snow

So yeah, maybe an inch or two fell last/Saturday night.  Maybe.  Combined with the trace of snow that fell during the week and there is some snow that is on the ground.

I have seen this morning my neighbor across the street clearing his driveway.  I have also heard my neighbors to the left clear their driveway.  Will I clear my driveway?  Hell no!  For one it's a Stay-In Day.  And for two, the snow is low enough for me to drive through it.  Why expend energy when I don't have to?  It'll be above freezing later in the week anyway; it'll melt then.

I'm glad I don't live in a homeowners' association.  I think I would be hounded into shoveling even though it's completely unnecessary.  Still, I harbor bad dreams that someone will knock on my door telling me to shovel because it's "good for the neighborhood" or some shit like that.  That knock probably won't come, but still I worry, and still I am mentally preparing myself for a fight should it ever come to that extreme -- whether the fight be verbal or physical.