With all that said, and no disrespect to the other waitresses in this month, but of the eleven (odd, I can't remember the last time there was an, well, odd number of servers for a month, and I really don't think I've ever encountered exactly eleven in a month) girls for Dec. '24, I will only recognize two. Again, after a month visually absorbing them, it's only those two that stand out.
In second place is Kaitlyn, out of Mesa, Ariz. She is wearing a light-flannel bikini top and a white bikini bottom, which is kind of incongruous. But she has beautiful tan skin, she's playing with her long, slightly-wavy blonde hair, and she's got a ravishing smile. She looks like she's having a good time, and she can give a good time, too!
And in first place is The Main Girl, Olivia, hailing from Loveland, Colo. She's got dirty blonde hair that rests on her shoulders, and she's wearing a ribbed green two-piece. She's in a pool, and the photographer told her to pick up some water and let it slip through her fingers; that's an action shot that always seems superfluous to me. But what puts her over the top for me is that she's wearing this ... I don't know what to call it ... it's a top that has full sleeves for her arms, so she's wearing it (it's also green and ribbed, so it goes with the two-piece bikini), but it's joined only by a thin piece of fabric that stretches across her front just below her clavicle. It doesn't make much sense, but it looks as though she's lifted up a shirt to show off her bikini. It's a total illusion, but I'm a fucking sucker for it!
So, congratulations to Olivia for winning the last month of the 2024 Hooters calendar. I will be touching myself to these two in good time!
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