Earlier this afternoon, my parents told me that Father has been given this portable EKG monitor to track his heart.  For many years my old man has been worried, possibly to the point of hypochondria, of his heart.  But it appears as though his doctor sent him this, and of course I have to help them figure out what to do and, looks like prepare.

Yes, this EKG monitor needs to be stuck over My Father's heart.  So, according to the instructions, the area on which the monitor needs to be stuck to has to be washed, shaved, exfoliated, and wiped down so the monitor can be affixed.  I'm guessing I'm doing all of that.  Great.  I'm repulsed seeing my old man shirtless, but I have to do all the crap, too?  Well, he's scared of his heart, so (shrug)