It's the stripper girlfriends where all of this comes to a head (in a manner of speaking). I wanted to get with ****e for the longest time, and I thought last weekend was it, but she didn't answer my texts in a timely manner. Finally, last weekend she said that this weekend was good. After some back-and-forth, I am supposed to see her tomorrow/Sunday. Then, ***e* blindsided me by telling me she was in town this weekend and wants to cum visit. Not a great time, but I slotted her in for this/Saturday morning. I don't know if my penis can perform back-to-back, but consider ***e* is only here this weekend and I already promised ****e, I kind of have to turn back the clock.
On top of all that, I've been going back-and-forth with my ATF regarding a massage. I thought Monday would work, but when I texted her that I would be home Monday, my goddamn cellphone auto-corrected it to I would be gone Monday. I caught it last/Friday night and said that I could be available after the weekend, and she apparently agreed. Phew! (By the way, if my ATF surprises me by doing something freaky, it won't matter that I shot the day before. I know that, even in my advanced age, surprising trysts with women for the first time will have me ejaculating left and right!)
Now, beyond having fun (which seems kind of forced right now), I have things I need to do -- stuff like getting a shave, replenishing my alcohol, and seeing my junior prom date at the cemetery. But before all that, I have stuff around the house I need to do -- stuff like getting my irrigation system up and running and, more importantly, cleaning my outdoor condenser unit. Summer jumped me this week, and even though I partly am backing off on turning on the air conditioner because I don't want to spend money (being the primary caretaker of a house now turns you into a miser, believe me), I think it's high time I clean the outdoor condenser. After all, my ATF should be giving me a rubdown on Monday, and I want her to be as comfortable as possible. Running a fan won't be enough to cool her down, and besides, I want to close the windows in case she touches me to the point where I start screaming.
But I've never done it before. I've looked through the YouTube videos, and I know I should clean out the debris that's inside it, then use a cleaner to clean the coils from the inside out, then use a hose to rinse it from the inside out. But, they suggest I cut the power. And even though I have turned off both the thermostat and the AC, I have no idea how to cut off power from the circuit breaker right next to the condenser unit. I open up the cover and all I see is a metal loop. What the hell is that? Oh, well. I think I am going to try and clean everything after I just turn off the AC and thermostat.
Oh, wait ... I can't hose the unit down after I clean everything because I haven't connected the water yet. And I can't do that until I screw the nut into the, um, thingy that was pulled out in the fall in order to winterize our irrigation system. I tried screwing it by hand, but I can't screw it in tight, so some time this/Saturday afternoon I am going to get a wrench and twist it in. Then, I can use the water, and then I can begin cleaning the condenser because I can then rinse it. Will I get this all done in one afternoon? Who knows? I might screw up, or hesitate at a step and decide screw it, I'll just turn the whole AC on. I'm keeping my options open.
How does driving fit into this? Shaving involves me driving in one direction, shopping for alcohol and visiting my deceased prom date means I need to drive in the other. I do not want to drive both directions this/Saturday afternoon, especially if I need to do this thing with the condenser and irrigation system. Since I'm seeing a friend next week, I think I'll get my shave and do everything else next weekend. I think. I'm keeping my options open!
Yeah, I'm busy. And I haven't even mentioned sleep. I want to budget one day where I can sleep in. But I have to get up at a certain time to make sure I go out to the bank to get money today/Saturday to pay ***e*, and then I have to wake up at a certain time tomorrow/Sunday to drive over to ****e's place because she asked me to. I won't like being woken up by an alarm up to a dozen days in a row (through next Saturday, when I'm supposed to meet this long-lost friend for which I'm getting my face shaved).
Gosh, I'm dealing with a lot of moving pieces I need to fit over the next two weeks -- and that's just for now, who knows what else is coming down the pike. I know it's not serious in the big picture, but right now it feels serious to me.
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