And then I am scaring myself with the impending transfer of the house to me. Once my parents sell the house to me, are they ever going to come back? I am going to leave everything the way they are. Their bedroom is still going to be their bedroom. Hell, I am still going to act as if they own the place. And above all of that I'm scared that somehow I will be too poor to keep up the house.
Do you know my cure for all this anxiety? Strippers. I didn't plan on going to the one that's happening tonight/Thursday night, and I still might not. But the one *****y was going to have at her place was moved to a fellow stripmonger's place in north Minneapolis, and that's way closer to me. If I get out of work real early (like has been happening this week -- for some reason, there has been no work), I might just try to seek, uh, solace from the hands (and possibly mouth?) of a beautiful stripper.
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