Tuesday, December 24, 2024

Gotta Get This Off My Chest

So my day started with me spilling coffee on myself.  I was reaching out for both the cup and a danish I ordered through drive-thru, and I hit my hand holding the danish against the steering wheel, and either it hit my hand holding the coffee or I just jumped, and the damn thing spilled all over my hand and onto my jeans.

Then, just now -- and this really pisses me off even though I know this will sound ludicrous to you all -- I missed the very beginning of It's A Wonderful Life on NBC/Channel 11.  Like, the very, very beginning ... meaning the NBC buster introducing the first title of the actual movie.  What really pisses me off is that I really wanted to see the intro to the intro (probably the ding-dong-ding of the NBC jingle with the logo flashing on my TV, but I don't really know, because I missed it), and I set it up so that I had The Yule Log playing on Channel 5.2, but just at 7 I would flip it to Channel 11.1 to see the very, very start.  What I forgot was that I had mistakenly gone from 11.1 to Channel 5.1 because I fuckin' fat-fingered on the remote control.  I changed it to 5.2, but forgot that I was at 5.1, however, so when the commercial ended and I knew it was 7 o'clock, I flipped on the remote thinking I was going from 5.2 to 11.1 when in fact I went from 5.2 to 5.1.  I saw a commercial for Disney, and that made me think I was on ABC, and goddammit, I was, because I went to 5.1/ABC/Channel 5.  By the time I realized my mistake and hit the buttons for 11.1, I saw the Republic Pictures title card.  And I missed what I wanted to see.

And now writing all that makes me feel stupid for even caring about something so trivial.  But hey, this only comes around once a year.  Is Tivo still a thing?  Is there a device that allows me to rewind live TV?  If it's not Tivo, is it something else?  Because shit, man, I really could use that right now.

OK, stupid/weird rant over.

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