Friday, December 13, 2024

Hottest Babe In The Hooters Calendar: November 2024

From December until my folks get back, the Hooters calendar will be on the wall, so all the servers for each month will be displayed for me to osmotically reflect upon and visually digest.  But November '24 does not have that luxury; I have had to scan it a couple times to analyze the month.  However, with that said, even if I was able to hang this calendar on the wall in November, I feel fairly certain to say that I am nonplussed about it.  Hey, all twelve women in the month are beautiful.  But because of posing or physical attributes that, while pretty, don't stand out from the others, I will only recognize two of the dozen.

In second place is Layla, of Spring Hill, Fla.  She seems young.  Long, straight-ish black hair, wearing a leather-looking black two-piece.  I love the fact that she is looking straight at the camera.  No twisting or angles at all, she is standing upright and directly at you.  Well, except she's grabbing the sides of her bikini bottom, which intimates something erotic.  Nothing complex, she's just showing off her body, and the simplicity is what makes the photograph work.

And in first place is a veteran, and one waitress I have had the pleasure of meeting.  Allie from Lone Tree, Colo., is back.  Sure, she is angled off to the side, but I love her action pose of kneeling against what appears to be the shore of a lake.  Her wavy-ish, more-blonde-than-not hair cascades down the right side of her head.  Her red two-piece bikini clings to her body, but she's still sporting the same hot body that's been getting it done for years now.  Unfortunately, I have bought and looked through the 2025 Hooters calendar, and it looks as though she's not in it.  I don't know if she's taking a break, stopped posing for the calendar, or has left Hooters altogether.  That last possibility is a shame; she's absolutely fucking gorgeous.

So, in what may be the final time ever, congratulations to Allie on being the hottest babe for November 2024.  And don't worry, I masturbated to these two earlier tonight.

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