Damn Plants Are Multiplying

Oh -- beyond the smelly, blooming one, my conniving Father bought several more plants for me to water just days before he left for Vegas, the bastard.  I want to say last year there were only nine for me to worry about.  Now, there are 16.  The fuck?  And to purchase them before he left ... I don't think he was trying to fuck with me, but I don't think he cared about the extra annoyance he threw on my lap.

And the thing is is that I feel as though I am still over-watering the plants, including the new ones!  My Father told me, once again, that the equivalent of a full pot of water is needed to water everything everyday.  I still don't believe that, but yesterday/Wednesday morning I did it, and ... well, I didn't want to oversaturate the poor plants, but once I went over each plant twice, I still had water left over.  So, after about half an hour or so, I thought, what the hell, and I used the rest of the water.  That still seems like a lot, and he wants me to give that much water to all the plants, old and new, every day??