Expenses Without Receipts

Starting from Monday, February 17:

• Well, I have receipts from this day back up to Groundhog Day, where *****y finally came over to give me some hand lovin'.  I think that, after I, uh, "finished" and she continued to wank me and I continued to wail, she finally "got" me, if you know what I mean, and if you don't, that's OK.  Unfortunately, she wanted an extra $20 beyond our normal price.  She said that with "inflation," her prices should also go up.  She's about to lose me as a customer if she keeps this bullshit up.  But I needed her to touch me, so I paid: $170.
• I was able to get *****y in before I headed off, for the first time, to the Trylon, to watch The Warriors for the second time in my life.  Despite my misgivings in this blog post, I was able to get to south Minneapolis with several minutes to spare.  *****y was really good in polishing me off, after all.  Anyway, I was surprised by how much of the movie I completely forgot the first time I saw it, which I think was when I rented a VHS cassette from the local rental movie place.  And that stuff I forgot, the scenes and segments and fights?  Yeah, they weren't all that great.  Well, the fights were cool.  But the plot didn't really hang together as well as I thought it did.  The acting was kind of wooden, too.  Still love the premise, but it turns out the premise was what led me to watch the second time.  And maybe two times is enough.  The Trylon prefers cash, so I used it on the ticket, a neat small popcorn and a can of Coke: $13.
• Tuesday, January 28, aka Chinese New Year's Eve ... you are supposed to eat a whole fish, head included (you're supposed to cook the fish with the head, not necessarily eat it) for New Year's Eve dinner.  I don't do that.  The next best thing I thought of was going to Anchor Fish & Chips for their, well, fish and chips.  Their fish is Alaskan cod, and even though I'm sure traditional Asians don't serve that type of fish, it's close enough for me.  With drink and tip: $32.
• After that, I went to Hy-Vee to grab some toilet bowl cleaner.  You're supposed to clean before Lunar New Year's Day, and my toilet was getting so bad that I really, really needed to clean, so I ducked in to Hy-Vee to buy it ... and, just because, a liter of regular Pepsi (fuck Coke for giving Trump a commemorative can, what a kiss-ass company).  The cashier rounded up to give me a nickel back in change instead of four pennies, so the total money I spent was: $7.65.
• On NFL Conference Championship Sunday I woke up early enough to go to Diamonds and work on some stuff.  An "Egg O'Muffin," a small mocha and tip equated to: $16.
• For the Games that afternoon I wanted to engorge on pizza, so I went to the local Carbone's for a small meat lover's pizza and a side of onion petals.  This is one of those places, I found out when I went in to pick up my food, that they're one of the places that charges extra to pay by credit card.  I've been noticing that a lot in the past, oh, year or so.  I should compile a list and, because I eat out a lot, I should start paying by cash more.  With tip: $24.
• Wednesday, January 22 -- I wanted to cash on the meager winnings I got as the Mega Millions jackpot soared past a billion dollars.  So I went to cash that ticket at the closest gas station.  An Infusion of: $2.
• That evening I stored new-looking dimes and pennies, two apiece: 22 cents.
• On Saturday the 18th I asked ******e to come around and work me over.  She didn't ask for an extra $20 like *****y did, thank Buddha.  No, she did that the last time she came over.  This visit cost me only: $120.
• Finally, back on Thursday, January 16 I visited my ATF at My Favorite Stripclub (Cover Edition).  Yeah, it hadn't been too long since I last saw her there, but this was several days before the Inauguration, and I finally decided I would see her again before January 20 because I was afraid of the MAGAts coming out of the woodwork if I saw her after.  (She says the club wasn't weird the week after the Inauguration, so I might see her again next month.  Hope it stays not weird.)  Got 20 dances with her.  Add cover, tips and my bottle of Redd's and I spent: $230.

Good through February 17.