The month grew on me as I continued to look at the women posing. Of the dozen in the month, I can actually pick out seven that catch my eye and do other things to other parts of my body. In ascending order:
In seventh place is Angeleah, out of Springfield, Mo. Long-ish blonde hair with dark roots, she sports a black two-piece bikini. I like that she's posing her nice and tight body straight at the camera and that she's hitching up the sides of her bikini bottom. I don't understand her grimace, but, oh well.
In sixth place is Savannah, hailing from Aurora, Colo. Long red or brown hair, her two-piece is vertically striped in the colors of the rainbow. Not a fan of her left arm swung in front of her stomach. But rare is the Hooters server with skin as alabaster as hers.
In fifth place -- and just to warn you, the hotties between fifth and second I've just changed, they're so close -- is The Main Girl, Sarah, of Sarasota, Fla. Brunette is wearing a Hooters-branded two-piece bikini. Her eyes are narrowed, so either they're bewitching or sleepy, whatever you think. What makes this picture, though, is the swimsuit, in particular the top, which is kept together with strings laced together like a shoe. Very interesting.
In fourth place is Kyelie, out of Mesa, Ariz. Hey, she's the classic big-booted Hooters blonde, and she's wearing a crocheted light-pink two-piece. Her tanned body is erection-inducing, and she's pulling on the strings of several bikini tops and bottoms hanging as if they're drying in the sun, which gives me unfounded thoughts of her switching from those to what she's wearing now. The only problem is that she's posing off to her side. Still great, though.
In third place is Jazzlyn, hailing from Pelham, Ala. Long, black hair, she is sporting a shimmering gray two-piece bikini. Again, I'm not a fan of arms in front of stomachs, but in her case, she's pulling down the string between the two triangular parts of her bikini top, as if (wink, wink) she's about to pull her top off. Also, she's got piercing, pale blue eyes. I could drown in them and die happy.
In second place is Nashville's Kendall. Long, dark blonde/light brown hair, gold two-piece. She's not completely facing forward, but she's facing enough forward, and the more I look at her photograph, the more I'm stunned by her awesome, curvy fucking body. She's got that strong slit down her front and everything!
Finally, in first place is Ryan, of King of Prussia, Pa. This babe with the long raven-hair (which goes down to the middle of her back) wears a navy two-piece bikini bordered in white. She is posed completely to the side, but that gives us a good look at her ass, namely that her bikini bottom is slight enough to expose, I'd say, half of her butt, and so this goes under the rule that any Hooters waitress showing off her ass automatically gets the top spot. Also, as an added bonus, from this angle I can see she has pretty nice-sized tits.
So congratulations to Ryan, and to all the waitresses of January 2025. I have already touched myself to all of them Saturday morning, but I might just touch myself to them again!
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