So we just had to be the only two people in the hallway. I come out of my room, he comes out of his room, and we're walking toward each other. I need a drink of water from the fountain ... but does he? Should I race him to it? If I beat him and he's going somewhere else though, I look like an ass.

So I just walk straight ahead. And sure enough, he wanted to drink from the fountain. Damn it! So now I have to act like I was meaning to do something else. So I walk right past him and the fountain and down the steps I go to the bathroom on the floor below. Like I meant to. Nyah!