I am not like most people in that I don't sleep like other people do.  In fact, it's pissing me off that I'm going to be at a decent hour (1 o'clock last night, for example) and waking up -- gasp! -- in the morning (5:30 this morning, for example).

I've done this for most of the past week-and-a-half, and I hate it.  I like being up by myself when the rest of the world is unconscious.  Sure I just look at porn most of the time, but I feel like I'm being productive.  Best of all, I don't feel like I'm like other people.  I don't want to be like other people.

At the very least, if I have to wake up early, let it be Thursdays.  That way I can check and see if My Fucking Father tried to throw away my magazines.  But I usually stay home and watch So You Think You Can Dance, and when I don't do anything but stay home the night before, I usually have enough energy to make it through the night.  Why can't the show be on Mondays and Tuesdays so I can shut off the TV Wednesdays and Thursdays?  That's when I'll work out that night and come home so tired that I have to pass out and wake up the same hours and other people.

Pissing me off, I tell you. ...