I forgot to add something else that contributed to my bad day last night: The ex-stripper to whom I gave my phone number to, the waitress that gave me a handjob a couple times a year ago, she was working again when I popped into My Favorite Stripclub. I tried to flirt with her by reminding her she has my number. But she said, "What? I don't have your number!" And then she said she got yet another new phone over the weekend. And she was stupid drunk. So I don't know what the fuck to believe.
Meanwhile, I have to send this link on People's website about John Mellencamp, whose Human Wheels album is the most underrated record by a major artist in the past quarter-century, seen stepping out in New York with new girlfriend, actress Meg Ryan. After two decades, Mellenamp split with his model-wife, Elaine.
It doesn't surprise me that John Mellencamp has switched girls; he's kind of an asshole when it comes to dumping women. And after she broke her marriage with Dennis Quaid for a torrid affair with Russell Crowe, it doesn't surprise me that Meg Ryan is seeing him. What I'm shocked about: John Mellencamp is in People?!?!?! This is going to be the first and only time he'll ever be in a tabloid. Well I'll be. ...
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