Two Nightmares Yesterday

I slept early Wednesday night because the modem was buggin'. I was awake at 9, heard Grandmother, got her levels, then went back to sleep for another 90 minutes.

Before waking up again at 11, I had two nightmares. The one I barely remember had something to do with moving out *shudders*.

The other had something to do with a car, a hot girl, taking out my dick, and Delmon Young.

What the fuck is Delmon Young doing in my wet dream? More importantly, goddamn, why in the hell couldn't he fuckin' hit home runs with the Twinks the way he's doing with Detroit now? Asshole.