The girl who gave me a handjob a couple weeks ago returned my call while I was driving this afternoon, and I don't know if she was really pissed at me or making fun of me when she said, "I'm going to tell everyone at the bar that I gave you a handjob!" and "I didn't give you a handjob, I just touched your penis!" I love it when she yelled at me to "Calm down and take a breath!"

She told. I knew it. Guess I'll have to extend my break from the bar I like for another month, just in case. Return after Labor Day -- either everybody would've forgotten by then or, in a long shot, no one would care by then.