I Wish This Day Wasn't So Annoying

• I'm still moping from my mom finding out I had a laptop because I was stupid and fucking forgot to put it away. I went to Taco Bell with a hat on, and when I sat down I threw it down on the seat I wasn't using. I remember saying to myself as I threw it down, "If I forget this hat like I did my laptop, I deserve to lose it." And sure enough, I walked out of Taco Bell without picking up my hat. Luckily I still had my receipt with the phone number on me, and when I called them they said they had it. Phew! It's when I'm feeling really sorry for myself -- times I think all hope is lost, so I do even more stupid things -- that some thing goes my way, and that's when I stop feeling sorry for myself. So, even though I've been found out by Mother, I'm not worried about it too much now. I mean, I could've lost my hat.
• I promised my "boss" at "work" at the U. that I wouldn't be late today because I was late last time. Because of my frantic phone call, which I did after I realized I forgot my hat, which was after I got out of my car, I was still late. She took in stride. She's sometimes late, too.
• I ate at Taco Bell, so naturally I had to take a shit. This may be the first time that not one but two guys took a dump in the stall next to me. For real, guys? Isn't anyone out there nervous about defecating so close to a stranger like I am?
• To top it off, the second guy was getting up so I had to bolt out of there for fear I'd see who the guy is and know that, for example, he works in the same room I do. I didn't completely dry my hands, but who cares. I get to the door; it's ajar. Oh no, I did shit next to one of the guys who work here. I quickly dart into my booth, and sure enough, a minute later in walks another guy. Ewwwww.....
• Parents didn't ambush me by asking me about my laptop. They're probably saving it for later.
• And finally, what I love to do late at night is get up off my computer and catch ABC's World News Now's "The Skinny" and "Morning Papers" segments. I try to get to my room in time to see the opening sequences for both. But sometimes I'm too late, like I was tonight, both times. The first time I was -- ahem -- looking at porn. The second time ... well, I was too busy typing this. So I guess I should end this post now.