Poker Palace gave me ten grand in chips, so why not play?  Some guy went all in when I had pocket 2's.  What the hell?  Flop gave me a third 2, so I was sitting pretty.  Poker Palace even gives percentages of winning, and I had, like 60% plus after the flop.  Then it increased after the turn.  There were five other guys who had money in this pot, and I was going to take it!  And then ... the river card was a jack, and the motherfucker with pocket J's wins the pot and wipes me out.

You just don't like me, do you, Poker Palace?  Go fuck yourself, Poker Palace.