In seventh place is Carlie, who has long brown hair that almost reaches her waist. She is wearing a blue two-piece (and her bikini bottoms have squiggly ties). She's posing next to a running shower, which kind of sucks because the water and her hands cupping the water coming out of the shower obscures what appears to be a solid body. Mostly, though, I am listing her because she works out of Fairview Heights, Ill., a place I've been to a few times. If I ever get the courage to vacation down in the St. Louis area any time this year, I'll go down and try and get an autograph from her.
In sixth place is Kate, hailing from Albuquerque, N.M. Black hair and a turquoise two-piece bikini. Not digging her posing at a 45-degree angle to the camera, and her smile is, uh, not a smile. But she is tugging on the piece of bikini between her tits, and that always turns me on.
In fifth place is Toronto's Sara. Blonde sporting a deep blue two-piece, she's acting like she's pulling the tie in front of her bikini top. Have to note that her figure is more alike your normal woman not your typical Hooters waitress. And that's something to note, and to encourage. She may have a fuller figure, but she's still a babe, and I think it's brave of her to pose for the Hooters swimsuit calendar because she had to know that it is unconventional for someone who looks like her to appear here.
In fourth place is Mikayla, out of Pelham, Ala. Pure blonde whose wavy hair reaches below her breasts, she is wearing a black two-piece bikini. Her whole package is great. But what is most beguiling about her is her toothy smile. It's kind of really sexy, you know?
In third place is Anna, from Grand Prairie, Tex. Her blonde hair with dark roots reach all the way down to her hips. She sports a magenta two-piece with these beads all over. She's posing at 45 degrees, which ain't all that hot. But she shows some dynamism by putting her right hand on her head. Best of all, she's showing underboob; I don't I've ever seen that from a Hooters server in the calendar before.
In second place is Chyna, working out of Fort Lauderdale Beach, Fla. This gorgeous beauty with long, straight black hair is laying down on the edge of a lake or sea or ocean. Don't see much of her boobs, but we get to see a fine shot of her ass in her thong, and that qualifies her automatically for the top spot in this list ...
... or it would if that rule wasn't superseded by my first rule. But it is. In first place is Alyse of the gone but never forgotten Mall Of America Hooters, so out of provinciality/tribalism, I have to put her first. To her aesthetic credit, she is wearing a barebelly Hooters-branded tank top and a lavender bikini bottom, and she looks cute. Also, I have seen her in person a couple times when I bought calendars at the restaurant (although, ironically, never when she was actually working there), and trust me, the hottie with long and straight light brown hair is a spinner!
So, congratulations to Alyse and all the other hot women for June '26. No worries -- I have already touched myself to all of you!!
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