Someone actually responded to my job search! Yesterday she told me to take this typing test (the job is a part-time data entry position -- right up my alley!). I did and, after warming up to it, did really well.

I told her my score and she ... well, I wish I remembered what she said exactly, but she didn't believe me. You think I'm lying to you?

So she sent me a link to another test. Instead of me giving her my result, she'll automatically receive it. So it'll inevitably be worse, and she'll think I'm a liar, and I won't get the job. Fucking great.