There isn't any new insight half a year after Claire Sinclair was named 2011 PMOY. I still stick to my guns when I initially looked through the 2010 list: It's an underwhelming bunch.
Let's start with Miss January, Jamie Edmondson. Usually I go for redheads. But she got to be Playmate largely beecause she was on The Amazing Race. I watched the season she was on, and believe me, she was a straight-up cunt, as ugly an American as has ever travelled overseas. (She went on an All-Star edition last year after she got naked in PB -- just as bad.) Next.
Miss February, Heather Ray Young, was featured in the same edition as Edmondson. Last year, the January and February editions were combined into one, definitely to save money, even though it was a heretical move that Hugh Hefner has, I think, vowed never to do again. Every PB issue should have its own month. As for Young ... well, initially I thought she was a bitch. But I am on her facebook and she posts pictures regularly. But, then again, she insists on using her middle name, which is pretentious.
I want to jump around the months to keep me and you on our toes. Let's go to Sinclair, Miss October and current PMOY champ. She definitely is different from what your regular Playmate looks like. She's not blonde or chiseled. She has a buxom, cutie-pie throwback look to World War II pin-ups. That's great, and yet, compared to the cookie-cutter hotties surrounding her, she doesn't measure up. I feel bad about that because variety is the spice of life. But when I heard early talk that she was the slam-dunk PMOY, I was disappointed. I'm an asshole.
Let's go down a month to Shera Bechard, Miss November. She acts like an outright stuck-up bitch in this video interview for her hometown paper, the Toronto Sun. But she is the creator of #FriskyFriday, a weekly Twitter feature where Playboy models shoot and post sexy photos of themselves. I wish I had time to look for a link to this one where she is in the bathroom and the pic is taking from the doorway, and her back is to you but you can see her sweet fucking ass and her face reflected from the bathroom mirror, yet everything else is hidden. fap-fap-fap She is a classic beauty. No wonder Hef's banging her.
The brunettes are not memorable, not this ... er, last year. Kyra Milan (March) and Kassie Lyn Logsdon (May) are ... there. And although I like the Latin ladies, Miss August, Francesa Frigo, does nothing for me. The neckbreaker is her PMOY bid video, which makes her look like she'd be a lifeless drag to be with on a date:
The blondes fare much better. Amy Leigh Andrews (April) has kind of a fat face. But PB uses (or at least used) for their page asking for an e-mail address before you get to see nude photos a pic of her with a purple plaid shirt on, except that it's unbuttoned and framed around her big tits, so her already ample bosom is lifted up even more. Also, I like the fact that on her PMOY bid vid she shows us around her apartment, including a magazine rack with copies of Playboy just laying out in the open. Man, if every hot girl could just do that:
Shanna McLaughlin (July) seems kind of old, but maybe that's just her sexy maturity. She's quite chesty and has a great ass as well; furthermore, she owns a modeling company. Hmmm, maybe I'll be able to leech off of her if we ever got together:
The last three are really close. Ashley Hobbs (December) has these saucer eyes and a sharp chin with a dimple, indelible physical qualities that make her sexy. And her thin body is something very masturbatable. Finally, on her facebook I think it says that she's in a management position with the United Way or something, or at least she was until she moved to Cali to pursue modeling. Doesn't matter if she was or still is; a babe as hot as her on top of people is sexy. If she were my boss I think I'd have to jerk off right in front of her, right at my work desk.
Then there's Olivia Paige (September) who strikes me as fucking hot for some reason. For a few seconds in her PMOY bid vid she plays with her dog by alternately slapping its cheeks. It may be abusive, but it also looks fun. Maybe I'm giving her some slack because she personally thanked me for my tweet saying she was a perv for posting a Twitpic of her making cookies in the shape of breasts with her grandmother -- and that I liked it!
But, if I have to give PMOY to somebody, I'll give it Katie Vernola, Miss June. I think the main draw is that she was 18 when she did her spread. There's one photo in that pictorial of her, directly facing the camera, sitting on the floor and leaning back on a bed with a come-hither look that belies her relatively short time on Earth.
As a whole, I wish there were better. But I will repeat what I always say in the face of naked women in front of me: I'd still fuck all of them. God's honest truth.
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