So my parents and I woke up late this morning, around 10.  I thought we needed some distance, so I decided I was going to say some bullshit about running errands.  I figure I can come back a bit before I have to take them to the airport and maybe even have lunch with them.

So what do they say before I leave?  Why don't we eat around 11:30, even though they don't have to really go until 2:30.  And by the way, can you swing by the hardware store to return these items?  Sure, I said, I have time.

No, I don't.  And now I have to go.