Friday, December 21, 2012

Wayne LaPierre Can Go Fuck Himself

Heard the head cocksucker of the NRA finally give a response to the Sandy Hook school massacre after a week's worth of silence and behind-the-scenes planning.  And this motherfucker fulfilled my worse fears of him, and then some.

Man, I heard his press conference/rant while listening to The Stephanie Miller Show on Sirius XM Left this afternoon, and goddamn, I hate that fucker.  What I childish, clueless, undeservedly defensive and rude gusher of shit that came out of that asshole's mouth.

It was the startling lack (well, maybe I shouldn't be startled; after all, this is the wingnut NRA) of introspection that pisses me off the most.  Nothing was the NRA's fault, nothing.  Guns aren't the problem.  Mental illness is the problem.  Violence in movies is the problem.  Violence in video games is the problem.  And a lack of armed people in schools is the problem.  You know what, you fat dick?  Maybe they're all the problem.  And at least I have heard some of the voices from those sources that led to this tragedy admit that, yes, maybe there's something that they could do better.  But no, LaPierre, it ain't the guns' fault.  This "What, no me!" victim mentality should be never be used by a group of people obsessed with guns.

And you know what his solution would be?  Armed guards!  Yeah, let's fucking turn schools into prisons, where little children are introduced to the concept of killing machines, security, and death.  Let's jack up the possibility that a twitchy and over-his-head toy cop takes out his firearm at some shit-talking punk kid.  Let's see if an active shooter wearing protective gear takes out this armed guard and uses his weapon to take out a few more schoolkids in a sick instance of irony.

Maybe banning assault weapons won't do a goddamn thing.  I heard that most of the mass shootings America has gone through were perpetrated by handguns that are safely legal within the giving parameters of current law regarding the Second Amendment.  OK, then -- maybe we should just repeal the fucking Second Amendment.  Because not only is what this piece of shit LaPierre is saying we should do crazy, it is the exact opposite of what will truly make us safe.

There's one ulterior motive behind all this.  More armed guards means more guns need to be bought.  The gun manufacturers will see profits go through the roof if this dumbass idea goes through.  And you know they have a lobbying group, right?  It's called the NRA, who, whenever he isn't stuffing his fat face, spews boastful lies about how guns protect us all while saying little about the adults and kids who were killed and nothing about how they could do their part in helping change things.  What an asshole.

The worst part about all this?  I think most people are going to fall for the NRA's deadly bullshit.

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