Friday, September 18, 2009

Goodbye Guiding Light And The Voice Of Sirius XM Real Jazz

Guys, in case you don't know, tomorrow/Friday at 2 Central is the last-ever episode of Guiding Light, the longest-running television program of any kind ever.  It will die at age 72.  It has run so long, it was a radio show for the first 15 years of its life.  With such longevity and such a lofty place in the history of broadcasting, a sentimental part of me wished CBS would keep it around just because.  But I guess people aren't watching anymore.  That's sad.  I'm no soap opera fan, but I'll try and record the last episode -- if I know how to record with my converter.

Another sad thing I noticed late last night: The voice for the bumpers on Sirius XM Real Jazz changed.  For a long time it was what sounded like a bassy black man.  But this time last night (although the change may have been made around late Tuesday night when I didn't listen to satellite radio because I was too busy wanking to porn) I noticed a different voice.  It sounds Caucasian and familiar.  And several minutes ago I realize where I've heard that voice from: I believe it's the voice that did liners for the defunct XM alternative channel Lucy.  Boy, I hated that guy.  The script he read was full of smug "nineties" jokes that weren't funny.  But now he's doing jazz.  I wish I had a radio gig like his.  I wish I had a radio gig.  I wish I had a gig, period.  And I feel for the old voice; where did he go, and what will he do now?

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