Tonight (late tonight) I ate some baked penne, but I spent so much time waiting for it to cool that by the time I finished the cheesy part cooled.  Therefore, since it may be because Asians are lactose-intolerant or because that's what cheese just does to you, my insides have been growling and I've been farting like mad ever since I got home.  When that happens I usually have to take a massive dump the following morning.  But I have to work tomorrow morning, and I'm scared that when Mother calls me to head off to work I'll be on the toilet defecating my organs out.