Friday, April 26, 2013

Give Props To The Pimp!

So this gang member, Tavon White, goes into this Baltimore jail for attempted murder.  Now, I don't know much about penal hierarchy, but attempted murder isn't as ruthless as, say, actual murder.  I can't believe a guy who's in jail only for attempted murder could pull something like this off.

Anyway, White's been in there the past four years.  And he just got busted for basically being the kingpin of this jail.  Again, he got in this place for attempted murder, which to me isn't the baddest shit you can do to attain the position of kingpin.  But he did, and so he was able to smuggle in pot, Vicodin and money and make tens of thousands of dollars a month while in jail.  And he's been doing this for only four years now.  I can't believe a guy only in his fourth year in jail could pull something like this off.

But the best thing to me is how he had control of the guards, who are supposed to have control of the prisoners and this jail.  Now only did they look away, not only were some of them in on this smuggling ring, but four of the female guards fucked this guy.  Fucked him!  Four of them!!  To the point where all four are now carrying his babies!!!  Have you seen this guy?  This piece of shit fucked four prison guards?!?!?!

It gets better than that.  Two of the guards actually have his name tattooed on their bodies.  One has "Tavon" on her neck, the other on her wrist -- both parts of the body usually shown in public.  Now remember, these are prison guards, and they have subjugated themselves to the point where they have branded themselves, willingly, not just as White's girlfriends (because these guards had to have known White fucked the other, as well as two other guards) but as his fucking property.  There is a clear power dynamic ascribed by civilization, and these "women" masochistically upended that power dynamic and became Tavon White's love slaves because of ... money?  Jewelry?  Cars?  Just so they can say they got fucked by a powerful man?

By the way, have you seen this guy?  This shitty-looking dude fucked four prison guards and cast a spell so powerful two of them tattooed his name on their bodies?  This guy?!?!?!

I should be sickened by these women's submissiveness.  But you know what?  I have to give it up for this guy!  A gang member jailed only for attempted murder who looks like Isaac of The Love Boat in his twenties goes into a prison and promptly runs it, and masters the people who should be the masters of him.  Tavon White's a badass pimp, can't lie.

Moreover, the thought of prison guards fucking prisoners kind of gets me hot.  I've seen plenty of prison-prison guard sex scenes, but to hear an extreme case of it happen in real life gets my mind racing.  Shit, where did the fucking occur?  Were the guards wearing skirts?  Was White wearing a jumpsuit and nothing else?  Did they use handcuffs?  Did they fuck through the bars?  I just can't shake the idea of guards who should be in control willing be out of control, to the point they brand themselves like they're cattle.

I didn't plan on jerking off tonight, but after seeing this story I am now going to find some prison-prison guard sex scenes and knock one off, thank you.

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