Just went to my favorite strip club. Three of my ATF's were there. Could only get lapdances from two of them. Who to choose?

Not one of them got a dance from another guy, so the choice wasn't made for me, dammit.

So I got dances from none of them. I just left with money in my wallet.

I wonder if any of them will get any dances tonight. I just figure that I won't be the one deciding who's going to get the better night.

Guess that's the best way for me to keep balance in the world.

I'm going to hell.