United States Constitution, Article I, Section 9, Clause 8: "No Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State."
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Why Do Guys Flush The Urinal Before They Piss?
I heard this guy do this while I was taking a dump at the U. today. Pisses me off because it confuses me so. Are you so impatient that you don't want to bother with touching a cold handle after you wanked your dick? Do you really think the entire flush swallowed down all your piss? I just don't fucking understand why you can't pee, then flush instead of flush, then pee. I ... it ... I don't understand!!!
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