Feels good to take a shower, especially after getting your hair cut. I should shower more often.
So I had this clean feeling tonight when I starting writing. Then I got The Urge. Surfed to porn, took my cock out, and starting jerking off.
I thought that'd be it. I really don't like soiling myself after taking a shower. I got myself clean, so why immediately make myself dirty? Might as well not shower.
There is one photo that has stuck with me the past couple days. On Monday I leafed through the current Playboy. At the back of the issue, under the "Next Month" page, there was a photo of a striking, toned body wrapped around a stripper's pole. She threw her head back to disguise her identity. The caption said it couldn't reveal who it is, but gave a hint: "She's found in the arms of celebrities."
Well, I love a good mystery, especially ones teasing who'll be naked. But I had no idea who the fuck it could be, and the hint was no help. Then, suddenly, while I was about town, I got the hint -- Dancing With The Stars!!! It makes perfect sense!!!
But who? I had thought it was Anna Demidova. It kind of looked like her, tall and thin. She was only paired with a celeb once (legendary Dallas Wide Receiver Michael Irvin), but I thought it was her because any current professional on the show would probably be fired. It's not family-friendly.
Anyway, I came back to thinking about That Photo tonight. I had to go to the page online and see it again. Then I thought I should go to the Yahoo! Playboy group to see if anybody's discussing the mystery pictorial.
There, the identity was finally revealed. Some guy posted that Hef Tweeted who it was going to be. Not Anna Demidova, he said, but one of the hottest vets on DWTS: Karina Smirnoff!
No fucking way!!! I mean, I thought she could do it. But she's been on so many times I figured she'd stay loyal to the show and not risk sullying its reputation. Not to say that I'm bummed now that she's showing her bum. She's fucking hot!!!
Once I discovered this news, I ... I just had to touch myself. In salutation, of course. I regret making myself dirty. It's cum, and I can clean it up. But let's face it: If you've just washed yourself with soap, getting semen all over your dick and fingers kind of ruins it.
But, I had to. I went to the bathroom, rubbed one out, and cleaned up the very small amount of yellow jizz on the counter. (I already touched myself this morning, and twice the day before.)
Could've squirted out more, but hey, Karina Smirnoff.
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