Going For It On Instagram

So I've heard for some time that more people are on Instagram than Facebook.  (Also heard that there are billions of photos taken every year because of Instagram, exponentially more than have been taken in the days of Polaroid, which is mind-blowing to me.)  I have resisted signing up.  First of all, I don't want to take that many photos.  Second, I didn't know that I could sign up through my laptop; I thought it was only a mobile app.  And third, I already use Instagram for my alumni club, and I am absolutely frightened that I'll somehow cross the two feeds and bring shame to the club.

However, after seeing so many Facebook friends say that their hot photos where their showing their asses is also on Instagram, and after I accidentally clicked on something and got the home webpage for Instagram, where it invited me to sign up, this horny haze descended on me and compelled me to finally take the plunge.  So, a couple days ago, I signed up.  I am making sure I am only using my personal Instagram through my laptop, and I am using my nom de porn, but goddammit, I'm doing it.

So I am finally doing what I've wanted to do all along: Follow all the accounts of all the Playmates, models and bodybuilders, look at their photos where they're showing their asses or teasing me with their implied nudity, and comment how I really feel about them -- specifically how I want to cum on their tits and asses.  And I usually finish with what I want to make as my trademark, "Fap-fap-fap!!!"

I wonder if I'm going to get caught.  At first, though, I noticed something.  I would get into this meth-like streak of ripping off comments for every photo that makes me hard.  And I would look back on those photos to see if it appeared on the comments section.  Some of them did, but some didn't.  So I wonder if that was because our home's wi-fi was on the blink or because someone flagged those comments.  Then, last night, when I clicked on a photo from my Facebook saying that that hot babe has an Instagram account so I could follow it, I got a message that said something to the effect of, "Your comment has been taken down because it does not fit community guidelines."  What?!?!?!  I'm being punished for my perverted urges!!!  How dare they???

Well, at least I'm not getting kicked out.  So I'm going to continue to say what I want to say.  Well, no ... I'm getting interested in finding out if there were trigger words that caught the electronic eyes of Instagram.  If I avoid those, I'll still be able to be as pervy as I want!!!  I'll see where it goes, though, and if I get permanently banned, well, I can pity myself for being shunned for expressing myself.

Till then, fap-fap-fap!!!