Not a great month, to be frank. Only ten babes, which means bigger pictures, which is a plus. But four of them are pictured with their arms in front of them, and seeing such a high percentage of the waitresses do that really stands out to me, and not in a good way.
Beyond that, three of them are in one-piece bikinis, and seeing 30% of these babes in non-skin-bearing clothing (one of them being main girl Eariel of Chicago) also really bugs me (although Hailey of Ft. Myers, Fla. is a dark-haired standout).
That leaves three. One of them, Oklahoma City's Miranda, also has long and striking black hair, but her skin is extremely pale and she seems to be really tall, and that combination does not work for me. Then there's Brittney, out of Merritt Island, Fla., and while she's rocking a two-piece, the ends of her long, curly, blonde locks cover her boobs, plus she's posing in a 45-degree angle, plus her right hand is awkwardly placed on her right hip, plus she's gritting her teeth. She looks uncomfortable.
The winner, then (more by default than anything) is Jaelyn, out of Gurnee, Ill. The voluminous, long dark hair doesn't do much for me, her right hand is also placed conspicuously on her right hip, and I'm distracted by her posing in front of a Jeep. But she's in a skimpy orange two-piece bikini, she's got a good body, and she's got a good smile. This would be run-of-the-mill in most other months, but Jaelyn wins going away for March 2020.
I will masturbate to these women as soon as I have the time and opportunity.
Beyond that, three of them are in one-piece bikinis, and seeing 30% of these babes in non-skin-bearing clothing (one of them being main girl Eariel of Chicago) also really bugs me (although Hailey of Ft. Myers, Fla. is a dark-haired standout).
That leaves three. One of them, Oklahoma City's Miranda, also has long and striking black hair, but her skin is extremely pale and she seems to be really tall, and that combination does not work for me. Then there's Brittney, out of Merritt Island, Fla., and while she's rocking a two-piece, the ends of her long, curly, blonde locks cover her boobs, plus she's posing in a 45-degree angle, plus her right hand is awkwardly placed on her right hip, plus she's gritting her teeth. She looks uncomfortable.
The winner, then (more by default than anything) is Jaelyn, out of Gurnee, Ill. The voluminous, long dark hair doesn't do much for me, her right hand is also placed conspicuously on her right hip, and I'm distracted by her posing in front of a Jeep. But she's in a skimpy orange two-piece bikini, she's got a good body, and she's got a good smile. This would be run-of-the-mill in most other months, but Jaelyn wins going away for March 2020.
I will masturbate to these women as soon as I have the time and opportunity.
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