You know, I'm usually disappointed when I go to a strip club where I expect to get extras and don't get them.  Now, I went to My Favorite Stripclub (Cover Division) yesterday and I didn't feel I was entitled to some, but I was hoping to get my rocks off.  Unfortunately, of the two that were there, one of them was a surefire dick-pleaser who has turned into a cocktease, and the other seems to be a ripoff bitch, and she kind of smells, too.

Thank God for the other one.  Just to clarify, no, I did not get any extras for her.  But I was going to take anything good out of this trip, and her honest conversation and kisses on the cheek still sent me home happy without any ejaculation whatsoever.  I'll take it.