Threatened By Facebook

Threats piss me off.  Really piss me off.  I can't really do anything about them.  I don't like that fucking asshole with the Vikings threatening to take my job away from me, and I don't like that the biggest social networking site on Earth just threatened me, either.

I told you back in October about commingling facebook for real friends and porn stars and Playboy nude models and how I got into trouble from facebook for friending them.  Well, I basically got my supposed last threat when I logged in just tonight:

Final Warning – Friend Requests Blocked for 30 Days

Not one week.  Not two weeks.  A whole goddamn month.  And if I violate their rules one more time, I will not be allowed to make or, I think, accept friend requests ever again.

Well, shit.  I guess I hadn't taken facebook that seriously before this.  Now that I think about it, I have been friending like a motherfucker for the past month or so.

But do I think I brought this on myself?  Fuck no!  As I said back in October, I have no fucking idea which one of these Playmate bitches complained on me.  Shit, one "celebrity" who got naked for a pictorial back in '93 accepted my friend request fucking today!!

And maybe facebook should blame itself.  They keep listing these "People You May Know."  Most of them are Playmates.  You don't think I might friend those people, facebook assholes???  If you don't want me troubling these chicks, maybe you shouldn't post their photos on my facebook.  You feed me crack, then you get all shocked when I whip out my dick so I can get some more?  Or ... something like that.  You know what I mean, I'm just saying that I wouldn't be getting into trouble if you, facebook, didn't tempt me.  It's your fault.

Worst of all, there's no way I can see where I can turn off this "People You May Know" box on the right-hand side of my page.  You spit in my face by grounding me from friending me for a month, yet you invite me to friend more people?  This is an unfair goddamn set-up, facebook.  Unless and until I can find a way to remove this feature, fuck you.