Even though I gorged myself on 25 Hooters wings despite being broke and fat, and even after telling his All-Time Favorite that even though I had no money to spare, I needed her touch and I will see her tomorrow, today was a good day.  Why?  Because my All-Time Favorite at My Favorite Stripclub (Cover Edition) finally told me her real name, after all these years!!!  Oh, ******a, I am so glad you trusted me with this sacred information.  If only I had known how readily you would give it to me!!!