Friday, August 24, 2012

Expenses Without Receipt

I am not sure why I continue to do this.  I thought this would be a great to both make sure I write down my expenses and to update my blog.  But my inertia has defeated those plans as well.  Oh well:

  • Starting with Wednesday, August 1, I went to this party.  I basically lost my (financial) wad with the cover: $10.
  • Afterwards, went to Diamonds.  Hadn't been to Diamonds for a long time.  In spring I went to these guys three, four times a week.  Coffee with tip, I think: $1.75.
  • I then cooled my heels at My Favorite Coffeehouse (Late-Night Edition) till the coast was clear.  Like I blogged, it never became clear.  At least I got to surf on the Internet over a stable connection.  Coffee with tip: $2.
  • Tuesday the 2nd ... coffee at the mall closest to me.  With tip: $1.50.
  • Just to make sure, I'm going to put in the tickets I bought for me, my sister and brother-in-law for The Dark Knight Rises on IMAX: $54.
  • Onto Saturday the 4th, where my sister and brother-in-law needed change after taking me out to a local place to eat lunch: $1.
  • Sunday the 5th ... my sis and bro-in-law paid me back for the gasoline I needed to fill up the car that day.  Buddha bless them, I love them so.  An Infusion of: $55.
  • On Monday the 6th I exercised at the community center: $3.
  • I followed that up with a quick trip to the party close by.  This is the one where I flashed my ATF's friend and then they both ran away before I could escort them to their van.  At least ***e* reached into my pants to quickly grab my cock after our dance: $20.
  • Tuesday the 7th I saw Total Recall.  Ugh, what shit.  Ticket, popcorn and pop: $8.
  • I then cleansed my palate by having coffee at the mall closest to me.  Coffee with tip: $1.50.
  • Same coffee at the same place the next day, Wednesday the 8th.  With tip: $1.50.
  • Went to the Triple Rock to see the Dum Dum Girls concert.  Surprised I knew three songs when I only went just to hear "Bedroom Eyes."  Ticket, beer (which I think I paid more for than I should have) and tip: $18.50.
  • Finished my night with a burger and fries at My Favorite Late-Night Italian Place.  With tip: $5.50.
  • On Friday, August 10, to prepare for the wedding festivities, I went to the Moler Barber School to get a shave because the bathroom was being remodeled and I couldn't shower and shave in the same bathroom.  Nice guy, but he was a student, so he nicked me all over the place.  I left Moler bleeding.  I hope he learned something.  With tip: $7.
  • Went to the Megamall.  Brother-in-law wanted Jamba Juice.  I gave him one of my 2,000 Jamba Juice coupons for a dollar off.  Sneaky bastard manning the cash register asked if he wanted to donate a dollar.  Well, I couldn't have him pay because that would ruin what the coupon was used for, to save a buck.  So I paid for one instead: $1.
  • Open bar at the wedding.  Unfortunately I did not load up on ones.  I think I did load up on drinks, though, so even though it was much more than a dollar tip-per-drink and it completely emptied my wallet, I really didn't mind because of the occasion.  Ahem ... I put in the bartenders' tip jars: $11.
  • Brother-in-law went back to Europe the next day, the 12th.  So we hung out for a bit before he went through security.  Graciously, they continued to pay for me as we sat for an impromptu lunch.  But I did pick up the tip of: 75 cents.
  • After work I had coffee at Caffetto.  With tip: $1.75.
  • Monday the 13th ... I found a penny!  Infusion of: 1 cent.
  • Coffee (with tip) at the mall closest to me: $1.50.
  • Tuesday the 14th was the day we shipped Grandmother to Hong Kong.  Holy shit, I never blogged about that, did I?  I wanted to forget.  And this day I tried to forget by working out: $3.
  • And then I went to My Favorite Stripclub (Non-Cover Edition).  Got a dance from a girl I confided with about Grandmother for a long time, ********a.  I really couldn't spare the money, but hey, my life with the person in the family that took care of me the most is over, so who gives a fuck?  With tips: $26.
  • To Wednesday the 15th ... I think I went to the U. to eat the lunch my parents prepared for me.  Went to the convenience store to get some pop: $1.08.
  • Thursday the 16th I got the car a much-needed wash.  I remember switching pants and not having the few pennies to make change because I left my change in my other pants, so the cash register girl took some from the penny dish, thank God.  Anyway, I have the receipt for this, so I am going to only type out the tip: $2.
You know, I should stop.  Might as well keep the second half of these Expenses Without Receipt in my back pocket for a future blog post.  Caught up through the 16th.

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