Two Things I Hope To Remember, But Probably Won't:

1. That gray suit that I wore to my cousin's wedding on Saturday?  Don't wear them again.  In fact, probably sell and/or give it away.  Too goddamn small for me.
2. The next time I'm working in the tube, make sure I don't wear a shirt with a collar.  I wore one late this afternoon, and while I wasn't as hot as I was afraid I would be, things would go a lot smoother if I didn't wear one from now on.