I'd Fuck Becki Falwell! Wouldn't You?

A tip: If you're a horny man who loves to fuck, I believe that Republican women are more likely to fuck you than Democratic ones.  I see too many of them working as strippers (at some point I should elucidate in a blog post), but more than that, Republican women are wild whores mostly because of the hypocrisy.  Acting as if they're moral, biblically-upstanding ladies out in public -- and especially if they also moralize to other people about being moral and bibilically upstanding -- gives them license to turn slutty in their private lives.  If you can maneuver yourself to be around one of these women, especially when they're in heat -- well then, the pussies should open up to you like flowers in bloom!  But I could do without the husband, in this case noted evangelist and two-face Jerry Falwell, Jr., watching his wife and their pool boy fuck while he watches from the corner of the bedroom, let alone knowing about her side pieces.

The thing with the pool boy doesn't get me hot.  It's the subsequent story, concerning Becki's son's friend, that gets me hard.  One time the friend went over to the Falwells to practice band.  He stayed the night.  While he was in bed, Becki Falwell came in, crept into his bed and sucked his dick.  She continued to text him, offering him gifts and giving him advice on his looks.  Finally (maybe), after he rejected her advances, she texted, "Maybe time will heal whatever wounds that I have caused and your Christian heart will allow you to forgive me."  Wow -- nothing like a fervent belief in God to use an excuse to whore!

Not that I would have minded if I were that kid.  Or maybe I would.  See, I have read that this really is not a "hot for teacher" case because the kid is young and scared and the cheating cougar holds the power in the dynamic.  Guess I can't relate.  If I were in that situation, I would not be embarrassed at all that the wife of the president of the university I attend fucks me.

Besides, look at her.  Sure, there are hotter MILFs -- in porn!  If you're really honest with yourself, really-really-really honest with yourself, in terms of married wives in their early forties (which she was when the dick-sucking happened), wouldn't Becki Falwell be at least a 7, if not an 8?  And would you throw her out of bed if those lips locked around your stiff college-age cock?  Fuck, I wouldn't!  I mean, come on!